arconos:

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

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darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

fasterfood:

getting a crush on someone

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finding out they are already dating someone else

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cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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daffydthomas:

one gf a day keeps tf away

"Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."
-FRS.   (via xoaprox)

kingcheddarxvii:

me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…

my child: dad what are you looking at

me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47

suicunesrider:

when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom

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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

concretefemme:

look at this cop-hating suffragette kitty