when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas
me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…
my child: dad what are you looking at
me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.