celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snow white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

mikasa-aackerman:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked

Oh shit son.

genericbloggr:

unisexbathrobe:

icey-athena:

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

…. Imagine the weeaboos

OH NO

homestucks

joshpeck:

here’s to hoping that 2015 is 100x better than the pile of shit that is called 2014

putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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lauramakesart:

More dags. Trying to keep these ones loosey goosey.